Broccoli Casserole
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snowscene 
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Posted on: 22 May '08 17:31 Post subject: Broccoli Casserole
A young woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. However, she is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the 'poof'. Before she even had a chance to be embarassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'
The young woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time she didn't hesitate. She let out a much louder rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled 'Dammit Skippy!'
Once again she smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later she had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart RRRRRIPP that rivalled a train whistle blowing.
Once again the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled 'Dammit Skippy, get away from her, bfore she shits on you!'
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jf1pussy
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Posted on: 22 May '08 19:03 Post subject: Re: Broccoli Casserole
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wi1983
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Posted on: 22 May '08 19:30 Post subject: Re: Broccoli Casserole
that is hilarious!  |
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Posted on: 23 May '08 00:41 Post subject: Re: Broccoli Casserole
And THAT is why I don't eat Broccoli! |
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Posted on: 23 May '08 02:34 Post subject: Re: Broccoli Casserole
LMAO, that was too funny
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Dizteck
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Posted on: 25 May '08 20:58 Post subject: Re: Broccoli Casserole
..oh my, I am not going to eat no more Broccoli and Cheese soup either at work....Damn...
...poor Skippy.
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jobleau
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Posted on: 25 May '08 21:26 Post subject: Re: Broccoli Casserole
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